Although I don’t feel comfortable giving you my cellphone number because I’ve only known you for five minutes I appreciate your desire to want to pursue a conversation with someone as awkward as me and also DAMN I could never just talk to a person I don’t know but find attractive and then ASK FOR THEIR NUMBER! I’m too awkward/shy/weird for that but a double thumbs up to you!!!!
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.